Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti, Gets the Trump CURSE

I know I’m a little late to this one but here we go.

Creepy porn lawyer and 2020 presidential hopeful, Michael Avenatti, has been indicted on 36 counts of fraud, tax offenses, and “other financial crimes,” according to Californian prosecutors. And this is exactly what the Donald Trump curse does.  It goes after his worse enemies, and something unexpected and entertaining happens to them.  These charges are different than his earlier one for beating a woman, even though those are basically dropped.

The lawyer gained his fame from representing Stormy Daniels, the porn star that had an affair with Donald Trump a long time ago. He then pitched a tent at CNN and appeared more than 100 times in the last year.  Michael Avenatti also represented Julie Swetnick, who falsely went after Brett Kavanaugh for sexual misconduct.

The criminal charges address four areas; embezzlement of millions of dollars that should have went to clients, failure to file income tax returns and failure to pay the IRS (millions by the way), fraudulent loan applications that included tax returns never filed, and the concealment of assets from the bankruptcy court.

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Assuming he is convicted, Michael Avenatti could face 335 years in federal prison.  Some of his amazing accomplishments include: Stealing millions of dollars from four clients, one of them is Geoffrey Ernest Johnson, who has a mental illness and paraplegia.  Then stealing from another client’s settlement payment to buy an airplane. The Feds seized the plane already and then promptly gave it to Trump as a trophy (unconfirmed) .

Avenatti tweeted, “For 20 years, I have represented Davids vs. Goliaths and relied on due process and our system of justice. Along the way, I have made many powerful enemies. I am entitled to a FULL presumption of innocence and am confident that justice will be done once ALL of the facts are known.” I was going to get a screenshot, but his account was locked already.

Michael Avenatti is currently free on a $300k bond and his next appearance in court is April 29.  Have fun in prison Creepy Porn Star Lawyer, couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

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